Top 5 *awesomest* lines from There Will Be Blood

I was so hopelessly intrigued about how the line “I drink your milkshake” would make it into a serious movie set in the early 20th century, I had to see it for myself. So I went and got the DVD–and I’m so glad I did. There Will Be Blood is definitely one of the most compelling and surreal movies I’ve seen in a while.

But since insightful reviews aren’t really my specialty, here instead are my top five favorite–and by that I mean most exploitable–lines from the movie. It’s just got so many winning quotes just asking to be photoshopped onto lolcats and other pics. So if you’re planning on renting or buying the DVD, make sure you watch out for these gems:

5. “I told you I would eat you!”

4. “Draaaaiiiiinaaage! Drrrrraaiiiiiiinage!”

3. “As long as I have teeth, I will bite you!”

2. “You’re a bastard from a basket.”

And of course:
1. “If you have a milkshake… and I have a milkshake. And I have a straw. There you see it… watch it. My straw reaches acroooooooooooss the room… and starts to drink your milkshake. I. Drink. Your. Milkshake!!! *sluuuuuuuurp* I drink it up!”

Haha. The above lolcats were painstakingly ’shopped by me. I don’t mind anyone else using them, just don’t direct link. Credit would be nice too. XD